Yes, a goldfish can beat the hardest boss in Elden Ring

I didn't think I'd wake up today writing about how a goldfish can in fact beat the first phase of the hardest boss in Elden Ring, but that's exactly what I'm doing. Let's jump back a bit, first. Earlier this year, YouTuber and streamer PointCrow decided to boldly ask what no one has ever asked before: is it possible for a goldfish to play Elden Ring? Now I know what you're thinking, an electric appliance like a controller in a tank full of water sounds like a fish dinner, but that's thankfully n...